Warning: Read "The Revenge of....Me! (Part 1)" first!
So the next morning my mom flips on my light at 6:00am, flounces into my room, sits on the edge of my bed, and says, "Let me tell you a story." Now, I had no idea whatsoever of last nights happening as I grunt announcing my awakeness. She proceeds to tell me that from 9:00 - 11:00 last night she had been kept awake by a slight, but electronic vibrating noise that seemed to reoccur faithfully every 2 minutes. For an hour she tried to sleep it off, but finally got fed up and went to look for the thing. An hour went by and her quiet, nighttime search went on as she got more and more frustrated. Finally, after an hour, she sat down on the edge of her bed and thought, What could I possibly have in my room electronic besides my alarm clock and heating blanket? Then she said, "Then it hit me. I went over to the closet and picked up your phone and sure enough, it was vibrating every 2 minutes to tell you that you had 5 text messages." We started to have a great laugh, but then my alarm clock went off full blast. Well every morning I have to throw myself on the ground and scramble across the floor to turn it off or else I fall back to sleep. This particular morning my mom was in my way, so I without a moments hesitation sprang over/sideways/into/around my mom in a mad crawl to the alarm clock whose plug I almost tore out of its side. The unfortunate thing, was that in this process I had accidentally barely kicked my mom in the face. Yeah. What a morning. :) She then told me another story of how, again with my phone (that I normally have an alarm on at 6:00am to get me up) of how it had gone off this morning. When she loked at it, it had displayed the title, which I named "Get the hell up." HAHAHA. So here is my phone depriving her of two hours sleep, then telling her at 6:00am to get the hell up. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I certainly know how to get revenge.....without even knowing it.
-Jayzk
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