Kitty Post #18

Hey guys,
Sorry I haven't done a Kitty Post in so long but here it is!

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Aladdin Jr.

Hey guys,
I have just received official words saying that I am a co-administrator with my good friend Katherine. We are in charge of attendance, book copies, note confirmation, block notes, advisers, overseers, stage hands, and on and off coordination backstage. This is going to be great! Ms. Beth, our new replacement drama teacher, is amazing! She actually keeps these middle schoolers in line! :) Anyway, just a shorty update for the play.
I'll put up a Kitty Post in a minute so pleeze rate it. 1-5. Thanks!
-Jayzk

The First Signs

I am so crazy about autumn right now and its not even fully underway.I can already smell the freshness that fall puts into the air, and I can see the first leaves dropping from the trees. Leaves changing colors, a pumpkin pie in the oven...yum! Anyway, I was like, "Finally! I get to put up the autumn background!" Also, I am working on a leaf design for a new title, specially for this awesome season! You might call me raving mad, but I go overboard with autumn-lovingnessingly. (?)
By the way, have any of you seen the movie Overboard? It is a hilarious comedy/story and it appeals to both men and woman..so try it out!
See ya!
-Jayzk

Volleyball

Hey guys,
Sorry, I haven't written in like, forever. So, last night, I stayed at my school till 10pm to play in a high school wide volleyball tournament. It was loads of fun, but our team lost every game. ABC ministries, the group of high schoolers who arranged it, really have something going there.
Also I have the most amazing cat video ever! Check it out...here...below....seriously....

http://comedy.video.yahoo.com/?lid=24038736&vid=26613539

Hmm. What else...what else? Oh yeah...I got nothin'
I just finished typing a bunch of my English notes and I have to say that I am very proud. LOL
Also, also, I forgot to tell you guys the story of how I fell into the millet truck on the farm. It's like a big semi that can be filled from the top and holds grains and millet and stuff. I'll try to fit it in later, but now I have to go to some stupid Saturday night church service.
Anyway, I was also going to put up an additional religion post just to share my view of things and open it up for discussion, but even thought they don't get on very often, I have a "other personality for school so I can't risk anything. :)
Oh, and I had this great idea! I should advertise Random-nes Personified on my blog....wait for it....oh yes, now your laughing! Isn't that one of the best redundant phrases ever? And below, I have a joke aout Blonde inventions. Enjoy! and see y'all!
-Jayzk

Left handed pencil

Clear correction fluid

Black highlighter

Waterproof tea bags

Braille driving manual

Dehydrated water

Screen door on a submarine

Helicopter upward ejection seat

Air conditioning for motorcycle

Wooden barbecue

Glow-in-the-dark sun dial

Gasoline fire extinguisher

Battery-powered battery charger

Fake rhinestones

Fireproof matches

Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses

Mesh umbrella

Solar-powered flashlight

At Matt's House

Hey peeps,
I am currently at Matt's house instead of with my relatives. I know, pretty sad huh? LOLOLOL. Anyway, we are just surfing the internet and I thought I should just say hi because I've been so negligent about my blog lately. So....yeah. Umm. I'll edit this later telling what we did.

Happy Birthday Jen!

Happy Birthday to you. (ChaChaCha)
Happy Birthday to you. (ChaChaCha)
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday to you. (ChaChaCha)
(Chant) And many more on channel four an' Scooby-Doo on channel two an' Frankenstein on channel nine an' big fat lady on channel eighty...


OK guys,
Today is Yoski/Jen's birthday! So everyone who sees this, please take a second to go to her blog, "Yoski was Here," and just say happy birthday.

EDIT: I so thought I published this yesterday! Sorry! Her birthday is the 17th.
-Jayzk

Back W/ Lossa News!

Hi guys,
Sorry I didn't write yesterday, homework procrastination. Yeah, you know what mean. :P
I'm back from my trip to my mom's sister's husband's parent's house up about an hour north of Sterling, Colorado. They own a 2,000 acre agricultural farm in beautifully hot country. Took us 4 hours to get there, but once we arrived, our cousins were waiting for us and we got to ride 4-WHEELERS! Oh My Gosh I can honestly admit that I had the best time of my life there. We were only allowed to go 15 miles per hour, but then Grandpa (as I now call him) took me to do a special errand and we took them (there were two) up to 30 mph. Ever done that? Pretty breath-taking. Anyway, I also had the privilege of riding in a combine and it was amazing! Completely, 100%ly, spatula. I have loads of pictures but I have to go through them and weed out the best. I think I'll put them on another page so wait for it. :) Even though you guys probably aren't excited. LOL. Also, while there, I learned how to parallel park and I seem to have a knack for it. I love driving cars. It gives you a sense of freedom that I have never epxerienced before, but also a sense of danger. It was almost as freaky as it was fun. Driving a huge metallic object that can go 120 mhp and causes the most deaths every year and....
OK, I guess I don't have a tons of news this being my second and last topic. Anyway, While at the farm, I collected a mixture of fever and sore throat with a slight spread of coughing flem and a final touch of headache all floating in a monstrous glass of allergies. (Like my description?)Fun right? NOT. But my teacher Mr. Young describes the horrors of missing Honors English so well that I put on a good mask and went through the entire school day with, what others believed was, allergies.
Anyway, hope you enjoy reading my random and at sometimes negative blog. Remember to comment! :)
See ya!
-Jaylapandski (Heeheheheeheheeheheeheheheeeheheee)

Going on a Trip.......to Somewhere

Hey guys,
Just letting you know that the trip has been confirmed and I won't be blogging the rest of this weekend most likely. We're going to visit my cousins and their grandparents on the farm. It's somewhere north of Limon, but that's all the detail I got. I do know however that its about three hours and were going through Denver to I75...or something like that.
Anyway, thanks for listening, remember to RATE THE KITTY POST PLEASE, by leaving a comment. Or jsut leave a comment to say hi. I could always use that encouragement that someone has read this. Thanks! and see ya'll laters!
-Jalapandro/Jayzk/Hey you! LOL

Autumn, Leaves, Pumpkin, Thanksgiving....

MMMM.
Autumn is almost here! My favorite season of pumpkin pies and leaf piles and baking and colors and turkeys harvest and Thanksgiving and endless raking. :) It makes me so happy just thinking about it. It's the best season ever!

So here's what I want you guys to do. Tell me in a comment:
Autumn to you in four words. ONLY FOUR. Like I did in the post title. Then you can explain what they mean and such below in the post. LOL.

OOOOOOHHHHH I just heard a huge crack of thunder!!!!
Always be careful of hydroelectricution! Don't worry, I'm not paranoid. :D
Anyway, I'll wrap this post up real quick and start a new one for a totally different topic.
-Jayzk

Nicknames

Hey peeps and random people reading this! Welcome!
This is just a fun post telling you some of my best nicknames. So here!

Ali, Alligator, Bumblebee, Cameron, Chip, Drake, Daniel, Hercules, Hey you!, Jalapeno, Jalapandro, Jon, Kai, Karrick, Lil' Bro, Schwa, Shrimpo, Squirrel, Souffle, Stick, Teddy Bear, Weasel, Zander, and my latest addition, Plankton.

Others:

YLLFFC (your long lost friend from camp)
YFHS (your fellow homework slave)

Screen Names:

Lightningwhisker
Jayzk, Jayski
Gnost-Dural
Runningfire, Graytail, Brocktree, Icewhisker

Sopranos and Stalkers!!!

Hey guys,
This is just a weird experience I had while walking home from school, which I do every day.
So three good friends from my school said bye as I walked away from my school. Being mischievous, they decided to follow me. Also being horrible stalkers I heard them from the moment they got close enough, about 40 meters away. Anyway, so I walked calmly around a corner with a tall fence and waited for them in a cool person stance leaning casually against the fence. They came rushing around thinking they lost me and yelled squeaks of surprise at finding me there. HA HA HA HA! LOL. It was soo funny! HE HE HE HE! Anyway, it was perfect timing and we had a good laugh about it. It ended with me giving them tips on how to follow someone undetected. :) That was the most eventful walk home I can honestly say I've ever had.
Also, today in school, our new choir teacher (awful) transferred me to the soprano section due to my extremely high voice. Yes, I love choir, don't judge me! :)
Anyway, I think that's enough for now to uphold our name, Random-nes Personified.
By the way, I got a 95/100 on my history test which I didn't study for, a 30/30 for my edible tabernacle project, and I'm still waiting for the outcome of my Geometry test. Aren't you proud?! OK, See ya!
-Jayzk

Fruit-Flavored Peanut Butter?!?!

Hey guys,

So Jen asked me for a present the other day for her upcoming birthday on the 17th. Now what she asked for is the trick. She told me to make her fruit-flavored peanut butter. I'm like, OK? Anyway, any advice peoples? I was just going to pour some fruit juice in the jar or squish a peach in there. Please, if you have had experience in this line of work (which I seriously doubt) give me some pointers. :)

Also, to David, a commenter on my recent post, "Tux." Forgive me for this question, but do I know you? If I do, please send me an email at my blog email telling me how I have met you. Either way, thanks for looking at my blog and commenting. I LOVE it when people comment!

Next, You guys may have noticed that Aryn stopped following my blog, so here's the story. I was frustrated because she wasn't commenting on any relevant things and instead reprimanding me. So I deleted one of her comments and now she hates my guts. IDK why, but she does.

Okey Dokey, Now what else do I have? Oh yes, I friend up my first kielbasa yesterday and it actually turned out fit to eat! I know, a miracle right? :) LOL.

OK, lastly, in the future, I am going to be spending my near weekend with my cousins, which I can't say anything about because they follow this blog too! :) jk. Let's just say that it might be fun, and it might not be. Anyway, while there, I really hope to learn to drive their truck by myself. We're meeting at their grandparents farm and their giving lessons to my cousin a year younger than me. I just hope they let me drive too! *Eye's brighten*

Oops, I lied, I do have one more thing. Me and Jen are trying to paste together a video to put on our blogs of either, "The 10 Things I hate about Facebook," or anything THAT YOU GUYS SUGGEST! So please suggest something you would like us to do. 

Well, that's all for today folks! Have a wonderful day in school tomorrow. And remember...don't litter, always help a duckling in need, and never.........I got nothin'. LOLOL!! Anyway, see ya because I have to study for my Geometry Test tomorrow. Bye!

-Jayzk

PS: Remember to vote on the cuteness rating for Kitty Post #17! 1 is the worst, 5 is the cutest.

Kitty Post #17

Boaz and Ruthy again mesmerized by the tablecloth.

Just for reference, take notice that I did not take this picture as my signature is not in the bottom right corner, but it was given to me by a neighbor, Ms. Lacie. These are her cats. :) Adorable aren't they?

-Jayzk

Tux!

Hey guys,
So here, this is a total God thing. I need a tuxedo for choir, but we don't have the money to buy one. So today, A coworker of my moms asks if she had any use for a new suit she was giving away because her son had outgrown it too quickly. Ecstatic, my mom comes home and lets me try it on. Isn't that a full-blown miracle? But that's not even the best part. The most amazing thing is that...wait for it....it is EXACTLY MY SIZE!!!!! How flipping awesome is that? Anyway, I gtg, but that is SOO frickin cool!
Have a great rest of your Tuesdays cause I got a project to work on. LOL
See ya!
-Jayzk

Welcome Anno!

I have been waiting for a long time to post another one of these! Yea! So here, just for you, WELCOME ANNO! And thank you so so so much for following my blog. :) By the way, to everyone who reads this, go to http://randomanno.blogspot.com She has an amazing blog! Also, I love your picture. Did you edit it on picnik or something? It looks like you used orton-ish. I'll have a follow up post later.
See ya!
-Jayzk

Hot Air Balloons!

Hi! So every year in Colorado Springs on Labor Day Weekend they launch a bunch of hot air balloons from Memorial Park. Well, this year they came right over our house and everywhere around us even landing close by. I got a ton of pics, but the best ones and prettiest balloons are below.
Anyway, around 4:00 pm we went to my mom's friend's house and stayed there till 9:30, we just got back. Anyway, we had a blast and I played a bunch of games with the grown ups. I ALMOST beat them in one game. Then we watched "Anne of Green Gables," eating dinner the entire time. They had the best cheese ball EVERRRR!And they also had pulled pork sandwiches and chips and cake and pie and water....DUH! :D Anyway, I had a blast. Next weekends, we plan on going up to north of Limon, Colorado to visit our cousins who are meeting us there. Not sure yet, but I might get to ride a combine and get to drive a truck by myself! Anyway, here's the pics.
See ya!
-Jayzk

Friday/Fantastic Contraption 2

Hey peeps,
Today was very extremely muy depressing in school, but at least I am  now in a three day weekend. So pretty much, this week has been hectic/hell...choose your synonym. Made campaign posters for my friend's class presidential election, read a bunch of books, got up at 5 every morning, two tests, three quizzes, and assignment late, sis**** are demonic, my good friend became my archenemy, and today I was presented with the idea that over my weekend, I'm going to have to construct a proportional and edible replica of the tabernacle. Fun right? So...Its been weird, confusing, annoying, depressing, sickly, embarrassing, and sad. Kind of a downer week for me. What about you guys? Good week, bad week? Tell me all about it.
Anyway, the computer game fantastic contraption was introduced to me last year and  have been in love with it ever since. I have made so many amazing and mind-blowing contraptions that my science teacher has asked me to come into his class of eighth graders and give the presentation this year showing some of my best works. Amazing right? I was soooo psyched! But even better, online you can only play like 20 levels, but I bought the full game today and I got the other 60 levels. Currently going through them. You can also with the full version, make your own levels, and challenge other players, a feature I have yet to try. So yeah, its amazing if you guys are ever bored and want to try something new. I am leaning toward being an engineer when I grow up,  so this game coincides with my mindset. I'll try and make a page with my best contraptions as videos, but I have to see if I can borrow Jen's YouTube account so  can upload them. That might be coming soon.
Well, that's all for today folks, but remember...God made you special...and he loves you very much. Goo'bye! (Veggie Tales)
-Jayski

Rockshow Comedy Excerpt 1

Hey guys, 

Sorry I haven't posted in so long, but this week has been the devil. No I'm exaggerating. It's just a little tough going back into the "school forever" mentality, huh? You guys know what I mean. ANyway, I might have a longer post coming tonight, but for now, here is a excerpt from my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE Comedian DVD EVER! SO, presenting Tim Hawkins, here is, "Have you eaten?"

Enjoy!

-Jayzk