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Sunday, January 27, 2013

Adam, the neighbor

You guys know the dreaded drug neighbor (we're going to call Adam) right? Well, good news, he now has a "For Sale" sign outside on his lawn...or whats left of it.... Anyway, lets do a little recap. Adam is the neighbor who...


  • Had the police called to his house 68 times in the past 6 years
  • Had 4 Police raids
  • Has been beaten and stabbed by a drug dealer and his posse
  • Had his house broken into several different occasions, even while its being sold
  • Had three different groups with surveillance on his house
  • Had a girl's body extracted from his house 9 months ago
  • Is responsible for innumerable gunshot sounds and incidents
  • Had the police get us to give our accounts and descriptions of the stabbing gang
  • Gave me the opportunity to call 911 on strange people and their car while they were trying to break into his house.
  • Is our around-the-corner-neighbor with whom we share a dilapidated backyard fence
Pretty much, a neighbor that everyone dreads. :)
But HALLELUJAH!!!! He's finally moving!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow...how freaky! Here's hoping you'll get new neighbors who are a little more...neighborly!