Hypothetical Goldfish

I heard the funniest story the other night at the house of family, friends of Matt. They have a father, mother, four teenaged girls, a fluffy, mouser, marshmallow cat, a new kitten named crash, a.k.a. Green Bean, and two recently deceased hypothetical goldfish. Now, these hypothetical goldfish were a replacement because real ones never survived very long. They were alive like forever in an empty goldfish bowl in the middle of their table. But then apparently the marshmallow cat knocked the bowl off the table or something and they died. They had a ceremonial flush down the toilet a short while after witht he entire family gathered around in mournful silence.

The thing is, I never actually got them to say that there wasn't actually hypothetical goldfish, so I don't know if there is something wrong there or what......
-Jayzk

Michael Vey, Prisoner of Cell 25

OMG. I just finished one of the greatest books I've ever read in my life. The plot was amazing the grammar exquisite, but understandable, the characters round, dynamic, and able to relate to, and the structure captivating. I would recommend this to any person between ages of 11 through 20 and of all writing styles and interests. The sucky part is that it has the worst cliff-hanger ending in the history of modern writing. (Matt's words) So I do not advise reading this book until August when the sequel is supposed to be revealed. This is website/blog gossip so the issue date is not set in stone. I found a picture of it and DON'T YOU LOVE THE COVER?!?!?! Caps aside, I was extremely impressed with the continually attention-grabbing story line. I guarantee that the suspense will keep you on the edge of your seat until the long, loud groan of despair comes when you arrive at the hanging conclusion.

At Matt's House.....In BV

OK guys, so for the past two days I've been at Matt's house in Buena Vista, Colorado, one of the tiniest villages in the world. These people live with one stoplight, not big enough to even have a stoplight, one grocery store, one......small life form. LOL. Anyway, everyone knows everybody, and their relatives, and what they had for breakfast that morning. It's really weird. Since school started, Matt lives in Colorado Springs for school, then on weekends, drives 2 and a half hours with his family back to Buena Vista. The only reason they do that is because their dad is the village's doctor. Well anyway, this is a list of the new things Matt has introduced to me since I've been here, not including Risk and Otter Pops....

1. Battery Operated Air Mattress Inflator
2. The Difference in between Hard and Soft Pillows
3. Popcorn Popper
4. Peanut Brittle
5. Snowmobiles
6. Airsoft
7. Toaster
8. Barbecuing
9. 2x2 Rubix Cube
10. Sahara (the movie)
11. Feta Cheese
12. Raspberry Italian Dressing
13. Carcassonne (the game)
14. Hogans Heros (TV Show)
15. James Bond (Card Game)
16. Nertz (Card Game)
17. Elk (Both food and seeing)
18. Snowshoeing
19. Water completely frozen with two layers of ice
20. Ice Ax
21. Spray Deodorant and a Lighter
22. Michael Vey, Prisoner of Cell 25
23. Shoe Warmer
24. Deer at the window at 4 in the morning

I will be constantly adding to this....

-Jayzk

Suessical

Hey guys, I've got a ton to tell you, but here's the first.

The musical for the high schooler at my school was announced to be Suessical. Being small and high pitched as I am, I decided to try out for the part of JoJo the Who, son of the Who mayor. For my audition, I have to do a monologue and I chose Who's on First by Abbott and Costello. I will be the explaining Abbott, while Jenny has memorized the confused part of Costello. Fun right? LOL Anyway, wish me luck in my audition. Its going on the day I get back from Christmas vacation.

-Jayzk

A Thousand Miles

Here is a remix of a song called thousand miles sung by Ronan Parke, a finalist of "Britan's Got Talent." I couldn't find a track for it, but the video was available. Hes like the next Justin Beiber, but 11 years old.
-Jayzk

Merry Christmas!!

Merry Christmas Everyone!
And thank you for sticking with my blog until its first Christmas. I honestly did not expect it to last until now. So yeah, I'm not really sure how a Christmas blog post should go so I thought I'd list some of my favorite Christmas songs, I'll try and get a playlist together.

First, my favorite Christmas songs are definitely...
Oh Holy Night
Hark the Herald Angel Sing
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The First Noel
and....Silent Night
What are yours?

To Mary and Roni;
You are the only people following my blog that I do not personally know, but thanks for sticking with me even when I didn't post anything....LOL. I wish you sisters to have a very Mary Christmas. HAHAHA! Get it? (Mary) Christmas. Lolz. .....and a Happy New Year!
-Jayzk

EDIT: Oh my Lord! I totally forgot about Annie from "Random Anno." Sorry there, I do  not personally know you, but I wish you a merry Christmas also. I also want to compliment you on the awesome changes on your blog. Very nice editing and colors. Thanks for following and have a very happy (non-forgetful) new years!

Mary Had a Little Lamb

So I found out some things about Mary had a little Lamb. Its a simple song, but it can be thought of differently than a child's nursery rhyme. First of all, Mary in the Bible, gave birth to Jesus, the lamb of the world, the eternal sacrifice for our sins. Also, she gave birth to him (supposedly) on Christmas. Mary Christmas. LOL. Next, I found a new rendition of the cute little poem...

"Mary had a little lamb, his fleece was black as soot. And everywhere that Mary went his sooty foot he put." -The Waltons

Don't you love it. XD Anyway, finally, I wanted to ask a subscriber we all know and love from "Mary, Plain and Tall" a question. Do you have a little lamb? LOL
-Jayzk

Science Video

Our 2011-2012 Earth Science Class decided that we should make a replica of a perfect disaster video. I know its a bit long, but I think its hilarious.....See for yourself.

Here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAd5jmNkqyU

Also, here is the explanation that I put under the video on YouTube: 

Brought to you by "Don't Laugh Just Because We're Amateurs Productions." Our freshman class in the year 2011 created this class video of a hailstorm. We had no script whatsoever, so here's our best shot at improv. Mr. Caton, our teacher, was cameraman. Now the video is a little confusing without know what is going on so let me give an overview....

The mother is having a baby, the father works at a weather station where hes sees a giant hailstorm coming in on his computer radar. They have sent their son, Sebastien, away with the babysitter who ditches him at the park. Now alone, Sebastien is accosted by a creeper/pervert at the park, then hail starts to fall. The creeper is struck down by the hail (terrible acting), Sebastien runs for cover (also terrible acting), and a American war veteran recently turned hobo is awoken shouting, "Oh hail no!" The hobo takes off with Sebastien to find his family. Meanwhile, the mother's water broke and a visiting "gangster" midwife comes by to be of no help in the birth. (hilarious!) The husband is stuck in traffic with hail and a broken window but is trying to get home. He sees people on the way getting "killed" with baseball sized hail. When he finally does get home, the baby (pillow) is born and they have an awkward discussion of talking about the purple pillow. Just then, the hobo walks in the "house" bringing Sebastien. He takes pillow, holds it up, and begins to sing the Circle of Life with the rest of the cast. Now strewn throughout and afterwards are clips of a random kid on a tricycle. That is there completely for added randomness and laughs. Also, in the middle and at the end are explanations of how super cells and hail is formed, since this is science. Enjoy, and make sure to watch the credits. :)

Sledding......with a Toyota

So today, we decided that going for five years without sledding was the limit. So we got on all our snow gear, borrow a couple of sleds from our neighbors, and went to school. Yes, I did say to SCHOOL. Now, I must be the only kid in the world crazy enough to purposefully go to school in the middle of Christmas break. :) But nonetheless, I was at school for about three hours. Now I said at for a reason. I was not in school. OUr school in on a very, very steep hill so......yes......we went sledding on it. :) It was SO MUCH FUN! After a couple of runs down part of this hill, I decided I wasn't going fast enough. So I promptly convinced my mom to let me tie a sled to the back of the car and while she drove us faster and faster around the parking lot and through giant snowdrifts. Well, that satisfied my thirst for adventure for a whole ten minutes before I thought up another brilliant idea. Then again, I convinced my mother (not manipulatingly) to let me lie on my stomach on a saucer and hold on the the sled connected to the car tht had one of my sisters in it. Well, that hit the spot. I went flying to and fro as my mother swerved back and forth getting snow down my coat in every which way. Many times I lost my sled from under me and instead held for dear life onto the sled in front while being dragged through slush.....you guys should try it.....its a blast!
-Jayzk♫

Woodchucks

I love the tongue twister/fun saying.............

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A: A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

First of all, does anyone know what a woodchuck is? And if so, can a woodchuck chuck wood? Cause if a woodchuck could chuck wood, would it be a wood chucking like a beaver, or would the woodchuck chuck wood in his own chucking way? Would it be a chunky woodchuck? Would woodchucks who chuck be chunky? And finally, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Can anyone make any sense out of this......because I think I'm confusing myself now. :)
-Jayzk

Perfect Cup of Hot Chocolate

I have just made the perfect cup of hot chocolate! One and a half packets of Swiss and Miss hot chocolate mix stirred with warm, 100%, organic milk in a large cup filled barely until the brim. A layer of whip cream is then poured by yours truly evenly over the hot chocolate with a thin pattern of chocolate syrup on top. Oh, I forgot to say that the marshmallows are in between the whip cream and hot chocolate. Here it is...

-Jayzk

First Snowman Ever!!!

I have had the life changing experience of making my first snowman. I guess I'm trying to make up for my skipped childhood. I thought it turned out pretty well, so here's some pictures of it...

The credit for this snowman goes to me and my sisters, they are the ones holding the blanket in the background. Without the blanket, it blends in with the white behind it. I also took a picture with flash....

For my first try its pretty good huh? Well, I'm proud of it. Anyway, it was finished at 11:20 pm of yesterday evening, I just didn't upload the pictures until now. So yeah, see ya next time!

-Jayzk

The Joy of Winter

Sorry I haven't blogged in forever.
This is just a rough draft of my Christmas poem I'm working on.
Tell me how you like it. :)

The Joy of Winter

So what do you think brings joy to thee?

Is it the presents under the tree?
The endless nights of watching glee?
The pride of your first snowman spree?
 No, I beg to disagree.

Could it be magi three?
The mistletoe and kissing thee?
The stocking filling? The hot cups of tea?
 No, I beg to disagree.

What about the downhill ski?
Or the frostbite, third degree?
Skidding in your car maybe?
 No, I beg to disagree.

Its the return of soldiers overseas,
The friends and relatives loving me,
And the birth of Christ our King,
That's how, in this season, there's jubilee.

Many people think wrongly,
That gifts bring joy everlasting.
Even though these especially
Do entertain fantastically.
The true joy is our praise to He,
And time with friends and family.


-Jalapandro

Playlist

So I finally got a permanent playlist up and running. Its located on the new page, Music. If you guys have any requests or suggestions for songs that I can put on there, please comment and tell me. I am dangerously naive when it comes to music. LOL.
-Jayzk

Weird Tree

So sorry that I haven't posted in such a long time, but its been terribly busy and I'm preparing for my school finals and exams and days worth of long, long tests........fun...... Anyway, I've finally managed to get another video post up. So me and Matt were walking his dogs and we passed by this tree........

Penguin!

I have the best new gadget ever! Its called Penguins right below the fish and list of Kitty posts on the side bar of my blog. It's such a cute penguin, but after poking it too many times.......
-Jayzk

(Hint: Keep doing it, there's a different thing every time)

OMG Phone!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I got a fricking cell phone how flipping awesome is that?!?! This is my only Christmas present (says my Madre) but I don't care b/c I FINALLY HAVE A CELL PHONE!!!! LOL! OMG! LMAO! Oh my god this is the best thing ever! This is my first cell phone, its a "Samsung Flight 2" Yippee! It's so friggin cool, it's shiny and new and awesome b/c it has so much stuff to do on it and customize and I have already had my first text from my mother and I am so happy that I think my heart is going into cardiac-a-rest. :) HEHEHE (MWAHAHAHAH!) CELL PHONE! It even has a slide-out keyboard. I'll try and post a picture of it but I can't find my camera somehow and I can't take a pic of my cell phone with my cell phone.Ooh, I just found a pic on bing. Look to the left of this post. HEHE. Anyway, this is a monumental moment in my life as a transition into the second age. LOL Whatever. Ok, gtg, bbl.
-Jayzk